I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
isn’t it a running gag on the simpsons that they make fun of fox but every time they say it’s over-layered by either positive propaganda or a loud car horn or something?
kaleidoscope eyes by panic! is like a really nice cute song and then it gets really sexy all of a sudden and then goes right back to being cute im so emotionally confused
- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
1. Kissed a girl?
3. Had sex in public?
Lol nah I’m 15
6. Reason you joined Tumblr?
seemed like a cool place to talk about fandoms and shiz
19. The relationship between you and the last person you texted?
My girlfriend and I are currently texting
27. First thing you notice about a guy/girl?
fuuucck besides physical features I take note of their mind first i suppose…I like witty/sarcastic people
46. How can I win your heart?
Already taken sorry
53. Piercings or no piercings?
Nah but I want them
54. Tattoos or no tattoos?
Nah only 14 but I plan on get a few
Thanks for the questions :)